Not wrong, just funny

I will be the first to admit that my humor can be a little off sometimes. I swear, I was born that way. There must be a mutated gene somewhere in my body that gave me a corrupted sense of humor. I’m secretly hoping that Kate inherited this gene, because life is so much funnier on this side. I promise.

I’m proposing an expansion to my office, because I am not sure how all of these are going to fit on my wall. Don’t dare to make me choose people. I’ve already narrowed it down to my favorites. Enjoy! Special thanks to Ree for blogging about these awhile back, I was deprived for too long.

Beauty: Not as funny, only because it's true.



Compromise: I'm just sayin'



Conformity: Just funny



Demotivation: When all else fails



Dysfunction: *snort*



Failure: *snort*



Get to Work: I can think of a couple of places I'd like to give this to. Like maybe the pharmacy ...



Give Up: *cackle*



Humiliation: For those with more ambition than talent.



Ignorance: When your coworkers all of a sudden seem to be agreeing and getting along.



Incompetence: *snort*



Indifference: I'm enjoying this new perspective



Mediocrity: *snort*



Problems: Just wrong. And funny.



Procrastination: Finally, a slogan to go under my nameplate.



Tradition: *double snort*



Wishes: Sick and wrong.




I'm not sure what I can add to conclude this post ... I hope some of you share my humor. I guess if you didn't, you wouldn't read my blog, right?