Currently I am at the Dearborn Hyatt, where I am spending most of the week at a work conference. It is a nice hotel, but you pay $200 per night for a room, then they charge you $5 for a bottled water and $10 to access the internet for 24 hours. Don’t they know we are headed for a recession?
Upon check-in, the following conversation transpired:
STAFF: Would you like a wake-up call for tomorrow morning?
ME: Yes, at 6:30 please.
STAFF: And, would you like a follow-up call 10 minutes later?
ME: Of course.
I think I’ve died and gone to Heaven. Upon second thought, maybe the $5 water is forgiveable. Now I just need to figure out how to get someone to call me at home repeatedly in the morning to get me out of bed. And Craig thought my snooze button was annoying …